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1: Hey man, how was your night?
2: Pretty good, but i have a bad case of sleep deprivation.
1: Well that sucks. Did you find any good kitten pictures?
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Not being dark-coloured
67% of its citizens are African American, but its government is melanin-deprived
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A condition many Twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. Symptoms often include: sudden anger, repetitive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.
Mom: Stacy, dinner's almost ready.
Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!
Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine
Mother: *blank stare*
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The act of ignoring the needs and or wants/desires of your spouse at all costs. To withhold simple things such as compliments or more extreme emotional needs including intimacy.
As he went about his day he knew he'd include spouse deprivation in his plans.
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something an english teacher says all the time
Teacher: And this meant that he had some serious messages about social deprivation
Students: *snore snore*
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A life threatening condition that occurs as a result of isolation from Sara Ahmed. Causes bad symptoms and eventually leads to death
“I haven’t seen sara for so long I’m dying of sara deprivation”
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1. Suffering a lack of Justin Bieber.
2. Needing to urgently listen or see Justin Bieber.
Person 1: My friend made me listen to some heavy metal.
Person 2: That's horrible. It's just like a bunch of people screaming.
Person 1: Yesss, im Bieber deprived. I need some "never say never" or something.
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