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Hockey is the greatest sport ever! It is a full contact sport that requires speed, strength, and balance. It is mainly enjoyed in Canada, Russia, the United States (YEA BOY!), Finland, Sweden, the Czech Republic, and other countries with colder climates. On international levels, the Canadian team, Russian team, and the American team are consistently good. Unfortunately, as with other sports, there are always fans trying to ruin the experience (mainly elitist Canadians that think that Americans don't appreciate it enough. Tell that to my face, I dare you.)
Notable Names: Wayne Gretzky, Mike Modano, Chris Chelios, Arturs Irbe, the list goes on.
Notable Teams: Montreal Canadiens, Detroit Red Wings, Any Original Six Team.
Person 1: Dude! Did you see the hockey game last night?
Person 2: You mean the Sharks and Kings? Hell yeah I did!
Person 1: That hit by Demers was hard!
Person 2: Maybe this will be the year?
Person 1: After 20 years, I hope it is!
TOGETHER: GO SHARKS!!!!!
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it is just boxing on ice. no one actually watches hockey for the hcokey they watch it for the fights. How can it be the best sport in the world when no one actually wants to watch them play the sport.
The hockey game was boring until there was this sick ass fight
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hockey: A "real sport", which you go and enjoy. their is always action. unlike baseball, where your just stand there and hit a ball. Woah! fun! not.
soccor too. thats for bitchezz
guy1: Hey lets go play some soccor!
guy2: u call that a sport? cmon bro, grow a pair.play some hockey
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violent sex or other violent sexual acts
"we played some hockey in the back seat of the car"
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Hockey is the best fucking sport ever!!!! Often confused with the sucky sport of "field hockey" Super hot when played by girls.. A much better sport than baseball. Hockey is extremely exciting, unlike baseball which is like watching grass grow. Many people think that hockey is easy, and its "a bunch of morons sliding around on ice" however, if a basketball, football, lacrosse, baseball, or field hockey player tried to play, in most instances, they would epicly fail. However, if a hockey player tried playing basketball, football, lacrosse, baseball, or field hockey, they would own because to play hockey you have to be extremely athletic.
Person 1: dude, were you watching the baseball game?
Person 2: HELL NO!! The stanley cup was on last night you idiot!
Person 1: hockey sucks..
Person 2: I sugest you leave now before your missing more teeth than bobby clarke
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a sport, that in the USA, nobody cares about. At all. Mostly because Americans have far better sports to watch, Like Football, Basketball, and Baseball. I have tremendous respect for hockey and it's players, and I watch every Duck's game I can, but to honestly compare it to Football, Basketball, or Baseball is just rediculous.
Canadien: Oh did you catch that Hockey game yesterday?
American: Hockey? They dont even have that on TV in America most of the time.
Canadien: WHAT!? NO HOCKEY!? HOW CAN YOU LIVE!?
American: Well, usually I like to watch Football, Basketball, or Baseball.
Canadien: HA! FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE GAY STEROID MONKEYS, BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE PUSSYS AND BASEBALL IS THE FUCKIN MOST BORING AND GAY SPORT EVER!
American: Go watch some hockey fag
Canadien: Ok
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best fucking sport in the world. all the guys i kno at school that play football are fuckin pussies. and im tired with people steriotyping hockey with a sport where all you do is fight. they need to fucking learn the game and realize that you fuckin screw ur team over if you fight and you cant just go around hitting kids with sticks, that would be a slash you dumb bitches. and im also sick of canadians calling out americans. im american and im a die hard hockey fan. i lived in canada for a while and loved it. if ur canadian and reading this please realize that there are tons of people that adore hockey. i live in michigan so i guess its easy to love hockey here cause our other sports teams suck exspecially the lions. i hate basketball pussies that cant take shit. you dont even have to try out for football at our school you just make the team. and hockey doesnt have drug problems like every other sport. so all the retards that havent played or watch hockey yet you need to stop dogging it. cause you cant say shit unless youve laced up your skates and held a stick and have taken a slapshot to the throught and broke a kids stick on your chest and broke your collarbone in 3 place from getting boarded. you pussy shits
american deuche bag: football is tougher than hockey
hockey players: say it again bitch and well rip you spleen out through your cock
american deuche bag: id like to see that assholes
hockey players: alright you hold him down and ill do the dirty work. alright
splat squirt
american deuche bag: in a very high pitched voice. ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeee. *cries like a basketball pussy*
hockey players: shut ur fucking mouth ive seen worse things in the locker room. hockey locker rooms are where 30% of all rapes in the world happen.
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