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A backstabbing bitch, who is more two-faced than the batman villain Two-Face
Willow: hello
Me: go away you two-faced mofo
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derived from the word pussy-willow, this is a discreet hoodrat way of saying pussy without actually saying it, it originated from Gary, IN, created by its most beloved citizen
Yo Deshawn, las night me and some otha niggaz was stuntin at da club and i took this bitch back...i split that willow in half nigga
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His name is derived from “Pussy Willow”, a deciduous North American shrub or small tree(Salix discolor) having large silky catkins. Willow is a Mongolian warrior that resides in an area named Arcadia, located somewhere in the vicinity of the great San Gabriel Valley. He is known to yell out “Rainbow” when charging into the field during battle. He is often seen hanging out with those of intelligence much greater than his.
Instead of using the word "feather", Willow would describe a bird as being covered by "bird hair".
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Willow - Someone that cannot handle their weed.
someone that is a let down
oh man you left half a bowl you willow.
dont willow out on us now
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1.The name of my dog.
2.Willow rosenburg, doesn't she just rock?
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In 1975 an engineer at JPL is drawing Futuristic automobile designs for 2020 and a group from Ford Motor wrote " Should we Have A New Engine " for new automobile power systems" for 2020 but wasnt published due to an error made in the 697 pages of secret charts blueprints and images of these new type's of engine's. Since the Congress had secretly ordered the study so they had no choice but to contact pretty much the smartest man on the planet Professor William A. Fowler and request him to correct the mistake. The Professor was busy working on his Nobel Prize Project so he tossed it to Mr. Jerry Steven Winkle whom he had never met but was told the Mr. Winkle had the highest scores ever recorded on the western seaboard for the AFEES Exam's. Meaning he was smarter or scored higher than any person in the military past or present except for a few Astronauts. IN the mean time the engineer took his project home and built a Exotic Racing Car Manufacturing Company that he Named the Willow after the Willow Springs Race Track Near the Xavier James Davis Ranch in Tehachapi, California. Mr. Winkle had corrected the error which was a typo for a Date on Page 6-53.
In Early 2017 the engineer and Mr. Winkle crossed paths which resulted in Mr. Winkle purchasing the company from the engineer. Mr. Winkle has plans to relocate the company to the Xavier James Davis property where the Willow X-JD Racing Car Manufacturing will Call home. Right across the road from the Willow Spring's Race Track.
The Willow set a track record last weekend with the Willow X-JD Methyl-Alcohol Powered Turbine Engine.
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