ghetto wine

A fruit flavored wine that is resonably cheap at anywhere between $1.50 to $2.80 a bottle. Some popular brands are Cisco, Thunderbird, Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, and of course MD 20/20. They usually cause a drunken stupor and extremely bad hangovers.

DAMN! This Ghetto Wine gots my ass throwed!

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wine ho

a female wino

That wine ho can drink 2 bottles a day!

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More Wine!

A common phrase yelled while watching Game of Thrones that encourages more binge drinking. Usually said with some enthusiasm and excitement while being screamed as often as possible.

Matt - "Hey Alex I hear Daenerys gets naked in this episode!"
Alex - "More wine!"

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bum wine

MD 20/20. So termed by a weird, burly Canadian. The best, tastiest and drunkening wine that your $3 can buy.

"Man, let's go get some damn bum wine cause it's cheap and it'll get you drunk."

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Wine Mom

Women who are in the older crowd(Usually mothers) that sip wine throughout the night, and sometimes post on social media about it. Their posts are abnormally sincere, with comments made by fellow wine moms, relatives, or other parents. The main focus of a wine mom is to stay classy, share intriguing quotes(Usually decorated with graphics dating back in 2004), and to be the embodiment of Linda Belcher. The opposite of a Vodka Aunt.

Wine Moms on Facebook:
"Darling, size does matter... when it comes to your wine glass, LOL."
"Oh Linda, you're such a wild card!!! say hi to Bob and the kids for me!"
"LINDA,,, THIS IS GRANDMA GLORIA,,,, I'M TRYING TO SEND A FAX, CALL ME ASAP,,,"

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Leftover Wine

A mythical ingredient called for in many recipes. The internet also boasts multiple ways to use up any of the so-called "Leftover Wine", similar to the way the internet has articles on training your unicorn.

"You can freeze leftover wine in ice-cube trays to be used in recipes at a later date" -The Internet

Office WINE

Running Microsoft office on WINE (WINE Is Not An Emulator) on a *nix, typically on a self-hosted “cloud” you set up in your basement. CrossOver uses WINE, so it would also count. Office WINE typically arrives in rectangular shaped package boxes delivered from a nearby CDN by your friendly neighborhood package manager.

Dude, I love WINE so much! Pouring it in an easy no-spill cup of Linux Mint makes for some pretty good Office WINE.