winnie beasley

a 6 foot tall black woman.
former principal of freetown lakeville middle school.
usually stays under her office hunting large african animals with her blow dart gun.
only comes out when a child is in trouble.

i was sitting outside the class room today for smaking my teacher in the face and i got scared because i saw winnie beasley get a quick glance at me and run over very angry and say "whuchh you doin out hea chiiield"

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Winnie the poohing it

When you stick your entire arm up a pregnant woman vagina, and scoop the fetus out, as I'd you were Winnie the Pooh sticking his arm in a bee hive to get honey.

Me an the wife don't want another kid, we are gonna be Winnie the poohing it.

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Winnie the pooing

When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.

Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.

Mini Winnie

In reference to the high population and prominence of First Nations in Winnipeg Manitoba, the intersection of Queen St. West and Bathurst in Toronto and particularly the North West corner, notable for its collection of derelict, potentially homeless First Nations people. Despite being located in the middle of the commercial fashion district, the Meeting Place social assistance house attracts a consistent presence of Native Canadians usually found within meters of a tall can or two of Labbat Wildcat.

'Hey bro, where you at?'

'Just swinging through Mini Winnie, on my way to the Shoe to catch BSS or some other band one of them is in.'

'Right on. Don't smoke the peace pipe.'

Winnie The Poo

V: This sex act consists of fisting one's butthole, and then licking their fingers. It looks alot like Winnie the Pooh eating honey out of a jar.

Chris: Hey what did you last night?

Logan: yo man, i Winnie the Pooed my girlfriend i think i caught an infection and pink eye.

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Winnie Pig

Noun. A gold-digger: a calculating and persistent thief who charms money and property out of others.

Verb. To extort money or propery out of others through charm or pretended need.

Etymology. Named from a notorious landlady in the city of Oxford, UK.

N. 'She kept my bloody security deposit! She's a classic Winnie Pig!'

V. 'She won't return my money! I've been Winnie Pigged!'

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Winnie the Poon

Someone who likes to put their hand/mouth into the 'honey pot'.

Man he love the honey pot... must be a Winnie the Poon.

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