The Winston Slip

The sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle.
To be used on the first date with no anticipation of a second.

"Last weekend I totally gave her the Winston slip",
"where is she now"?
"I never called her back"

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Slimey winston

It means dickhead

Jerry your a slimey winston

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winston tuck

A method for tucking the penis wherein it is folded in half on its underside before being tucked between the legs for concealment.

Bill's pants were so tight the only way he could fit into them was to employ a winston tuck.

Winston Churchill

(v). The practice of having alcohol in one's system the entire day, from waking up till bedtime, not a completely hammered level of alcohol, but just enough to make you a wisecracking, World-War-Two winning Briton.

"Guys, this Saturday we're gonna Winston Churchill it starting 9 am."

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Ray Winstone

A cockney actor who actually has his East End accent in real life, because he comes from Hackney.
Generally plays the tough man, but can also portray quite a bit of character depth in his performances due to excellent acting abilities.
Was first noted for his starring role in a violent 1979 film called 'Scum', however his finest performance is surely in 'Nil by Mouth' where he plays a violent father living in a South London council flat, generally calling anyone he meets a cunt.
Away from the screen is a big West Ham United fan and one time spokesman for Kellogg's cereal.

Ray Winstone is a geezer's geezer, who brings out the Cockney in all of us. Rub-a-dub, brown bread etc.

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winston campus

Winston fucking sucks I'm a student there and its full of hairy ugly math teachers who need a life some teachers are cool like the French teacher and the gtt teacher but most are just plain thots who who need to get lifes instead of giving home work the school is 54% Hispanic and no one knows the word excuse me there's also narch who dress codes everyone but she wears a visible crop top under her sari Winston SUCK MY ASS

Oh see that teacher over there she needs to get a life she must work at Winston campus

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Rusty Winston

Named after Florida State QB Jameis Winston.

When you have anal sex with a girl first and then you take it out and FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!

Last night I met a girl at a bar and took her home and gave her a Rusty Winston.