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You’ve heard of Willy Wonka, now get ready for... Willa Wonky.
Defines a female who is generally “wonky.”
Look at her, she’s definitely Willa Wonky.
Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.
I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.
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an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision
I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.
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Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
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As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.
Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.
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a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"
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