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When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.
This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!
In parallel thinking to the butterfly effect, this is not knowing what will happen when trying something new for the very first time. Like taking a piss with morning wood, you can never predict where or what direction your piss will go.
Like when NASA first had astronauts in space, they had no idea if they would come back alive until they did it.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.
One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection
"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"
Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead
When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?
This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.
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Lifting morning wood with you closest friend/friends usually occurring around dawn.
Hey Ruby, I'm busy doing morning wood lifting with Alex. Talk to you later
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This is when a lady refuses to have sex with her, even though he has a full on morning wood!
Lisa gave Jon morning wood denial, after having fought the night before!
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