Flame wrench

common shop tool in industry comprised of compressed oxygen and acetylene bottles, a set of hoses, a manifold and torch. usually used in metal work.

Enus! drag thatthere damb flame wrench overhere, we got us a brokedick bolt an' I can' get it out.

Wrench Wrecker

Someone who enjoys cutting off male genitalia.

That girl with teeth in her vagina from the movie Teeth is a Wrench Wrecker.

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monkey in the wrench

a nuisance, something that ditracts from getting things done. This is a variation on "a monkeywrench in the works" which dates back to the industrial revolution. If a wrench were to fall into the gears of the large factory machine, it would make everything stop.

monkey in the wrench was first used in the movie Die Hard in 1988. In the film, the hero is a cop trapped in a highrise building full of terrorists. After killing several of them, he talks to their leader via a cb radio. When the villain asks who he is, he states,

"Just a fly in the ointment Hans, a monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass."

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wench-wrench

When you squeeze a ho so hard she explodes.

I went to hug my girl, but I wench-wrenched her by accident; the funeral is tomorrow.

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terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.

damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.

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smoke wrench

an oxy-acetylene torch, most often used for welding, brazing or cutting metal

He used a smoke wrench to weld the frame and the table caught fire.

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Full wrench

Named after the depressingly insane internet troll, "The Writing Wrench", to go "Full wrench" is to say that someone is insane without justification or explanation.

"Did you see Cindy pull her pants down last night and spend half an hour eating dog biscuits?"
"I know, right? She went full wrench."