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the most boring state ever. Besides Yellowstone which isn't even fully in Wyoming
Mom: pack up Timmy we are going to Wyoming
Timmy: fuck
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. Wyoming is non existent. It is in China and people wank to man
Why are there so many guys with their hands in their pants???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its wyoming
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1)where you can actually see the stars at night
2)Find real cowboys
3)a girl is a girl a boy is a boy
4)where only a few kids ride their horses to school
5)having the phone is a luxury
6)where a rodeo is more popular than madonna
7)where if you stand on the side of the highway with your hood up and someone stops to help you
8)where the cows make up half the population
9)where the elevation exceeds the population
10)everyone owns more than 40 pairs of long johns
11)100 is too hot 30 is normal and 20 below is cold
12)where giving the bird means look up
13)people actually wave
14)places are considered cities when the pop. is over 2000
15)where the high school students have nothing better to do then this
wyomings' biggest city is Casper with a population around 60,000
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"Oh so you say you've come from Wyoming the state huh?"
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This a state implanted in your mind by the government because nobody on this earth has ever been to Wyoming and if they did they were sucked into the black hole where the government plots the next way to spy on people if you ever go to "Wyoming" you will wake up butt naked speaking Latvian in Sudan. You will have no recollection of the night before and you will then be raised by giraffes.
Weird pokemon nerd: Im gonna go visit my grandma in WYOMING
Severly autistic child:Can i come
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Most sparsely populated state in the US. More pronghorn than humans. Yellowstone National Park. The Grand Tetons. Devil's Tower. Wildlife everywhere. Beautiful nature, and some of the last "untouched" wilderness in the lower 48. Lots of cowboys and Taco Johns. People from Wyoming are generally extremely friendly - as long as you fit their idea of an acceptable American. Strangers will wave to you on the road, but if you're not a white straight Christian gun-loving Republican who adheres to the proper gender roles, you will run into a lot of bigotry and ignorance. Wyoming is the self-proclaimed "equality state", but unfortunately, true equality is hard to come by (for the reasons stated above).
People in Europe: So you're American, are you from the East Coast or the West Coast?
Wyomingite: Um, Wyoming.
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