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xp kyle

horrible xbox 360 player.

Dude, i just pulled a fucking xp kyle. im 0-3421

by mysterious jew June 1, 2011


+1 xp

Makes you one step closer to an unbreaking 2 diamond pickaxe in Minecraft

Person: man I need just +1 xp for my pickaxe
Person 2: yo just mine some coal poopy head
Person: aight fam

by DatFreddySloth July 29, 2019


xp transplant

when a player from your team with a very high score gets killed by a player from the other team and you kill them

man did u see that!? i got 1m score from that guy that killed our leader! that xp transplant may have costed the life of our leader, but it felt so right.

by nobody else here March 16, 2017


Windows XP

An operating system based on the PlaySkool interface. Magically appeared after Apple introduced it's "Aqua" environment, making the first move to make a computer operating system more enjoyable, and pleasing to the eye. Basically, take Windows 98 and Windows 2000, mix them together and add PlaySkool design techniques, and you have Windows XP.

XP User: Whoa dude check out my new Windows XP i just bought! My start button is GREEN! HEHEHE!!!
Mac User: Oh umm, ok sure.. check this out *moves pointer across dock as it expands*
XP User: Whoa thats slick, where did you download that!?
Mac User: Um, i didn't download anything, I purchased a computer from the correct section of the store at CompUSA.

by Matthew Gill April 28, 2006

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Windows XP

A program first created in secret by Microsoft Corporation and funded by the US Navy, the sole purpose of which was supposed to be to delete files saved onto the hard disk and not allow any external hardware to be installed on the computers of terrorists. Somehow Bill Gates found out that it could, concievably, be used as an operating system and be used by any normal person with a minumum of 6 years computer training. Needless to say, it made him millions.

Godammit, Windows XP is a piece of shit! *bangs computer*

by Blizzleair July 15, 2003

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Windows XP

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.

Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.

by Brian January 20, 2004

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Windows XP

Back then: one of the best operating systems on the market.

Currently: one of the most overrated old Windows operating systems.

It was as great as it could've been at the time, that's all I can say. But the cartoon-ish blue GUI was no doubt very outdated compared to the more refined Aero UI of Windows 7 (and Vista).

Windows XP didn't really give me fond memories as a child (6-9 y/o), but Win 7 sure did (10-12 y/o).

No one:

Me: Windows XP was meh, but Windows 7 was awesome

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 28, 2021

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