something you might say when you're about to lose your shit.
steve: i didn't do anything wrong whats your problem?
jessica: Bitch i'm off 12 xans! didn't do anything wrong??
1π 1π
Doing drugz like your life depends in it.
Leo: hey bruv, what cha doin?
Drew: ay fam, we out here poppin xan
3π 4π
Its a too lovely couple that they're desperate to kill themselves.
Oh my god, TheComicSans and Spinach is having the Vaee x Xans allergic reaction!
An outfit in which you wear a hat and hoodie that is too big for you with the hood up to the point that it makes your head look small as fuck
Why is that retard wearing a lil xan fit, this isnβt the music video for slingshot
the hottest most sweetest boy on earth and i love him so so so very much hes my fav ever and im gonna marry him hes PERFCT MWA MWA MWA
xan: ur hot
kenny(xans bf): i know
A Xan cake is a specific cake made by Lil Pump to celebrate 1M followers on Instagram that is based off the design of the Xanax pill. It has a specific way of cutting it. The top of the cake features 3 numbers: 5 , 90 and 3 (idk what they mean tbh :/) and on the front, it has "Congrats on 1M" written on it
The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).
Pump: "This is how you cut a Xan Cake"
Phone: *ping*
Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"
Lucas sands is and will always be the man xans