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When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.
Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!
To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.
Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.
I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.
I hope she just wants to do some yarn balling and not actually harvest one of my kidneys.
The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.
To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.
The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.
There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.
2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).
3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.
when yarn gets an and one or does something special.
*shoots a buzzer beater layup when up 60*
whole team: "AND YARN!!!"
coach: "Yarn? What are you doing..."