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the revolting act of snot-shotting on a vagina, proceeded by defecating on the vagina then eating the snotty, pooey fanny out.
Guy1: Dude! I Rolo Yoghurted some girl I met at the club last night
Guy2: .... don't even speak to me.
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a batch of freshly ejaculated male sex piss
I quickly reached for the Kleenex having just crashed the yoghurt truck
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One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers
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where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.
i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
When a man ejaculates inside a woman and the ejaculate oozes out and congeals in the lady garden. This is bush yoghurt.
Darling what’s for breakfast?
Well after our morning romp, why don’t you feast on some of my bush yoghurt.
When she comes and the only thing holding it in is your penis
Yoghurt clogger - I'm glad your penis is keeping me blocked up!
The aftermath of a good head job.
Look out.... Here comes the Gobi yoghurt