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Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago
Did you see that what he posted??
Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.
It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.
Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.
Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)
Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!
Synonymous with yes. Largely used in agreement with a statement or question
Hey man, did you get the beers for the party?
Yonk bro!
A very religious person who says something like "You will pay for your sins!" Or "You will feel gods wrath"