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Only the best pickup line in the world...it makes the person you're trying to hit on ask more than one question like ummm what do you mean do i like hobbies? or what kind of question is that? to which you respond i dont know, well do you like hobbies? it breaks the ice as an awkward conversation started which is funny and not pervy.
Timmy: Hey pretty lady, do you like hobbies?
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!
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A phrase commonly used by girls to blow off guys they are friends with or dating. It is especially painful for the latter, due to the fact that they have often sacrificed a lot and strong feelings for the girl.
Girl: I'm sorry I haven't been talking to you...I think I love you like a brother.
Boy: I have nothing...#crushed
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Fold you like sex is the phrase used by two highly intense lovers ready to bring their performance in the bedroom to a whole new level. The overall position allows for one partner to be folded over themselves being overlapped by their own body whilst they are being sexed and folded by the other sex partner. This sex can be used ball all genders at any amount of people performing this advanced technique. The person being folded can feel their partner reaching into their stomach as they watch the insertion of their genitals.
Lucas: "Ohhh Oliver, I'm going to fold you like sex."
Oliver: "So Lucas, are we going to fold him like sex?"
Dhar Mann: "NOO RUSSEL, PLEASE DON'T FOLD ME LIKE SEX WITH YOUR YOGA BALL!!!"
When you sprout horns and ram your pee pee into a girl's vajayjay. All the while, you are clanking your horns with the girl's horns because she goes crazy when you bleat like a little goat man.
Dude. Last night I totally told Emily "girl, I'm gonna ram you like a sheep. She didn't believe me at first, but soon was satisfied. She wouldn't stop calling me a billy goat gruff.
A rhetorical question asked to a female and no matter the answer the next question is "do you wanna go fuck?"
A great first question to ask in a bar - if she makes a face and slaps you she is a stuck up bitch, but if she says "sure" shes a Hoebag. Eather way you know what kind of girl your talking to.
Tom " Hey Jenny, do you like apples?" Jenny "No but I like strawberries, and they are in season." Tom "No shit, do you wanna go fuck?"
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A narcissistic MySpace application for self-absorbed attention whores.
I met this woman and while doing my research I found she had a “Do You Like Me?” application on her digital ghetto space (MySpace). Needless to say she did not meet the underwriting qualifications for the investment in a relationship.
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