are you watching me

I am.

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."

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You tell me

I could scarcely bear the thought of inhabiting the same universe as you.

Pottsy says:
what happened last weekend?
Ed says:
You tell me

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if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").

Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me

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are you challenging me

BOI SOMEONE GONNA GO PRO+ MODE ON YOU OOF OOF dun dun duuun duduud

hey b ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME my MDUHWHUFRIHWUY

will you kiss me

A set of words uncommonly used, usually by a significant other, to request a kiss

Kendall: baby will you kiss me?
Mckayla: of course, I love you.

You Noah'd Me

When you're go to fist pump or high five someone and they dont give it to you, making you look silly

Damien: *Goes for a high five*

Ian: *ignores it* what are you doing
Damien: I went to high five you but you noah'd me

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

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