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An outlandish statement, only used to insult and denigrate the very worst douchebags, assholes, and degenerates.
It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.
Douchebag: Hey yo imma fuck u up if u dont do my algebra homework
Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!
Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus
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Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.
Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.
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The Freshman version of "you dropped your pocket"
Freshman: *laughs* hey! you dropped your virginity
Sophomore: Shut up, Freshman
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something one would say if your angry about something.
a random obscenity.
"Dude, your being such a jerk!"
"Yeah, well, f*** you and your clown shoes!"
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Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.
"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"
If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
Person1: beatboxing good
Person2:beatboxing bad
Person3:Your not you when your hungry have a snickers
Person2: omega rap beatbox win