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A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real
“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”
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what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.
colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!
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A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)
It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?
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that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw
alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo
god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!
alexander: heck yes!
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in disbelief to the fullest extent.
incomprehensible.
Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!
Jim: >_> <_<... no
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Vivian are you shitting my dick right now
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What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits.
Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat across from him. Lee dug into his bowl of grits.
'Are you going to eat that shit?' Tom asked.
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