Did you see that hot jpeg footage?

What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.

Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*

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The face you see before you die

It’s Britney Spears

Falololololol the face you see before you die

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What you see is what you get.

It is shorthand for 'I may not be perfect, but I'll be making no efforts to improve, so be warned', in the same way that people used to say 'take me as you find me'

Guy 1: Dude, I fucked that chick that I met off of Facebook last night after seeing her hot pics.

Guy 2: Were her tits as big in person?

Guy 1: Hell yeah. What you see is what you get.

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When you see a lot of holes

A true opportunity which appears negative but may be easily capitalized based on ingenuity, hard work and a unique perspective.

When you see a lot of holes, it's time to make the doughnuts.

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.

Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

eff you see kay why oh you

These slang words, when fully sounded out, mean "F-U-C-K Y-O-U"
Some people write, draw, or text this sentence to someone just because they are scared of fully just saying "fuck you."
And most adults, supervisors, or teachers wont notice it. They would this its just some funny slang for no reason or another.

Guy 1: "Too bad, Gerald! You missed the party! It was awesome, oh boo ho!"

Guy 2: "You know what? Eff You See Kay Why Oh You!!"

Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.

GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.

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