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May 6th is National See your Bfs Cock Day! Let’s see it fr ✅
It’s National See your Bfs Cock Day, you didn’t know? 🤔
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The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.
A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
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Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
To do something awesome and let everyone know how badass you are
All right fuckknuckle, time to rock out with your cock out.
A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.
When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.
I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.
When one plucks another mans chicken with great integrity
Joey: What are you doing?!?!?!
Shane: I’m just pulling your cock
Joey: oh ok