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puff your own joint

Mind your own business

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?

by sri22 February 18, 2011


Tourist in your own town

Giving yourself a rim job

Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town

by Nolatourist June 12, 2016


stapling your own hand

stapling your own hand is suicide

Are you stapling your own hand?

by pdtd December 4, 2021


knock your own rock

A self congratulatory motion involving bumping one's own fists together in a "fist bump," reserved for moments of complete awesomeness.

Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.

Person 2: That's tite,man! Did you celebrate with a fist bump or a jump-hip bump?

Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.

Example:

Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!

Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?

Person 1: Like a quarry worker!

by Clanate July 21, 2013


lean on your own lunch

When someone keeps walking/bumping into you when you're walking side by side

Bump! Hey lean on your own lunch will you

by Ezza N June 21, 2015


Backing into your own stink

Making a mistake that hurts you

While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink

by DocM&M September 4, 2019


Digging your own grave

Digging your own grave means doing smth. that is going to effect you negatively

-Nick Cannon:”I will diss Eminem ob my song’The Invitation’”
+”You are digging your own grave ,man”

by Affan was here December 13, 2019