Obviously one of the worst games ever made. The princess you are risking your f***ing life to save won't even give you a damn blowjob for he rescue. Link should have given her a black panther and then raped the shit out of her. ENOUGH SAID!!
Zelda was bad.
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Noun: An unoriginal, formulaic medium; something that repackages and resells what is essentially the same exact thing over and over again
Verb: To become unoriginal; to develop a crippling fear of originality or inspiration
Noun: The main problem with the movie was that it was a total Zelda, y'know?
Verb: God, I used to like these fucking games, but they really started to Zelda after the first one for the GameCube.
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slang for weed for the green color of the character hence "playing Zelda" is smoking weed.
Yo' you gonna go play some Zelda tonight
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Character from the Gerry Anderson series, "Terrahawks". She is an alien that looks like Margeret Thatcher with acid burns and rod stewarts hair.
She is Horrifying, and a source of countless bedwettings.
ME: "I will watch Terrahawks!"
(Watches)
ME: "AAAAAARRRGGHHH! Zelda gonna get me!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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The boi that saves Hyrule all the time, he saves the princess and canβt talk!! He has a fairy named Navi and has too many love interests.
Navi: Zelda! Listen! Hey! Hello?!
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a term used to describe a person who is a complete and utter asshole for little to no reason
"Man, did you see how Connor was making fun of Josh? He's such a Zelda."
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a dull and ugly female (probably from a derisive reference to Zelda Fitzgerald)
If he still calls a girl he dislikes a Zelda, he must be out of touch with history.
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