Zeus wheel

The Best pussy or a pussy you remember forever.
Goddess like pussy.

I remember her Zeus wheel… it was the best pussy I ever had.

The Fist Of Zeus

A sexual postion where the woman is on her back with her knees bent toward her body and the man thrusting downward while on his feet as delivering the lightning and power of Zeus himself

My boyfriend and I did the Fist of Zeus last night.....he took me all the way to Mt. Olympus and back. Where did you go?

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Zeus Meat

A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube steak.

I guess the party ran out of cocktail weiners because she couldn't wait to get her hands on my Zeus Meat.

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Hey Zeus

The slang term that Hispanics use when they mean Jesus. See Yeshua.

Hey Zeus, get over here before I warm your butt like a tortilla!

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Zeus juice

Ejaculation, cum, sperm from a penis nicknamed Zeus for the god-like resemblance.

I can't wait for you to get out of jail and give me some Zeus juice!

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by the beard of zeus

Ridiculous phrase primarily used as a mythological reference, but often associated with retarded phrases or ideas.

"By the beard of Zeus, that's good sausage and egg!"- Don McNeil

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Touch of Zeus

When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.

Dude...Sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night...it stung like a bitch....

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