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A place people know nothing about, and that is the way the residents of King Lake want to keep it. A very private community.
You wouldn't know King Lake is there Just a road and a gate, and that's as far as I got. Those private cops don't play.
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The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.
Twin Lakes Teenager: "Twin Lakes is such a shit hole, I can't wait to get out of here."
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Illinois Driver: "Let's go to Twin Lakes to our summer home and get pulled over!"
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New resident: "I hope moving to the town of Twin Lakes was a good idea. I want our son to have a great future."
Current Resident: "If that's what you were set out to do, you made the biggest mistake of your lives."
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A place where it is possible to own a $1,000,000 plus house and not the land it sits on. All the land is owned by the Archibald family and leased to the other residents. Leases are for a fixed number of years and are good for the original lessee only, anything that violates the terms of these very complicated leases can result in voiding the lease and having to sell or tear down your building. The difficulty in buying into King Lake is really a protection for social climbers, if you step on the wrong toes you can lose your lease, your house and be booted out with no legal recourse.
Edmund bought his king Lake place for a song the former owner lost his lease and had to sell the house or tear it down.
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A small suburb in Northeast Dallas that consists of mostly white people living in small, old, remodeled homes. People here wear nothing but Toms, Sperrys, Polos and we cant forget The North Face during the winter time. People of Lake Highlands only eat Chick-fil-a or occasionally Taco Bell(for "diversity") when they eat out. Coffee? Starbucks or white rock coffee, no other coffee shops exists. Families in this suburb consider themselves to be conservative Christians; but remain oblivious to the fact that they're raising their children to be parts of "cliques" that consist only of people that go to their same church (or Young-Life) or old family friends, when in fact they should be teaching them to adapt to diversity and new faces. Lake Highlands High School continues to be a huge part of the Lake Highlands community, you'll find that many of the current students parents went here as well (These are the same parents that wouldn't miss a PTA meeting for the world). Recently, Lake Highlands has been becoming more and more diverse...and by diverse I mean ghetto.
Samantha: You're going to Lake Highlands next year?
John: Yea
Samantha: Good luck man, people be shady.
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A nice big lake that houses catfishes that usually grow to about 2 feet.
Let's go catch some catfish at Haley Lake
Best, most amazing camp in the world. The true home of any who go there.
Lake City, aka as Lake Shitty, is in North Central Florida. Yea we've got a lot of fake bitches, try hards, and pot heads who think theyre cool but rlly arent. Some people think its super duper cool to meet on the fairgrounds w their big trucks.. other ppl just go to bigger cities to have real fun. Guaranteed you can ask anyone to smoke and they'll be down, if not that theres plenty of 15 yr olds who sell juul pods for way too much. If u come here you'll have a gr8 time eating at the 10000 restaurants we have, but then there's nothing to do after that. Even though we're the "gateway" to Florida, there's nothing worth stopping for so just keep driving.
Dude 1: "Yo let's go do something.."
Dude 2: "Wtf are we gonna do, ain't nothin in Lake Shitty"
Dude 1: "Yea, I'm ready to get outta Lake City."