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A Trevor is someone who is skilled at self promotion, big noting and has his head up his own ass.
People love to hate him but he doesn’t care as long as he achieves what he sets out to do. He will step on anyone to get what he wants.
In the work environment, He is skillful in his ability to fool others, particularly those who are in superior roles to himself whilst those subordinate to him can see right through the facade. He had the ability to make himself look busy and important yet lacks the skills to lead others and abides by the ‘do as I say, not as I do’ ethos which makes him a terrible manager and inability to get those under his charge to work effectively for him.
A Trevor has difficulty understanding what is acceptable behaviour in an office environment and often feels it is acceptable to expel gas from both ends either in the presence of or the audible vicinity of colleagues.
A Trevor comes across as insincere in his praise and suffers from superiority complex ultimately pissing off everyone who has to work with him.
I can’t stand that guy! He is such a Trevor! Thinks his shit doesn’t stink!
Trevor is a blond typa dude who is retarded. Gets no pussy and is a bitch
Trevor: hi
Girl: what’s up
Trevor: *beats the shit out of her*
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The Trevor is an individual endowed with morbid obesity. Usually keeps an "emergency cake" in his bedroom behind break-away glass to scarf down in case there's insufficient food around during a moment of intense hunger. When the Trevor is not eating, it can usually be found trying to get video clips of claymore-cancel quick scopes in Call Of Duty in an attempt to join faze clan. The Trevor is rarely willing to obtain it's own food, so a push-cart system can be found installed in its bedroom as a direct line for its parents to send food through so it never has to walk to the fridge. On occasion, the Trevor will get stuck when passing through a door way, so a large amount of butter is often required to help grease it through.
Guy 1: "Hey man i think The Trevor got stuck in the doorway again, we need to grease him through before he has another bowel movement!"
Guy 2: "Ahh shit man, go get the butter from the fridge. It's going to be a long afternoon"
Someone who you can lean on and ask for advice with just about anything. Someone who doesn’t realize how humble, amazing, incredible, smart, generous, godlike, adorable, funny, creative, beautiful he truly is. Someone who from day one has been loyal to you. Someone who, without a doubt, you would do everything, even sacrificing your own happiness, to make sure he was happy. Someone who you could consider your partner in crime with killing ca- >:) Someone who you appreciate so much for just being himself. Someone who you love so dearly. And someone who you can call the love of your life as well as your bestest best bestie that’s better than anyone else’s bestest best bestie! From day one of meeting him, after instantly clicking, you’ve never been so happy in your life. He makes you laugh and smile and no one will ever replace your Trevor. Your Trevor has your heart as well as you have his. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with your Trevor. Don’t ever let your Trevor down, he is worth everything, all your time in the world. <3 I love you buddy, 143! Muahhh hugsgsgsgssss!!!! 723 <3
Trevor is the most absolute best thing to ever happen to me, I love you!!
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verb, to wallow in self-pity, succumbing to the need to binge eat resulting in the inability to see your feet or contribute to society
After dropping out of college, Ross began trevoring, eating anything and everything.
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A sexy ass person!!! He is so amazing and sweet and looks amazing in glasses. He will hold on to you and never let you go!! But he will blush blush...
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