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The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.
Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.
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The act of receiving oral sex while defecating.
Grandma loved the smell grandpa's feces while giving him a blumpkin.
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A guy received oral sex while a girl was going to the bathroom.
Mike received a blumpkin in a bar bathroom from a girl he didn't know while she was going to the bathroom.She even passed gas.Now he thinks that all girls he dates engage in this kind of activity every time they go to the bar.
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when you get your dick sucked as you take a fat shit on the toilet.
Man! My asshole was on fire last night, your grandma gave me such a nice blumpkin opened up my anal cavity.
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noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man specifically whilst he is seated upon a toiled whilst engaged in the act of defecation. NOTE: Many forget the added requirement that the man be seated upon the toilet during the act; if the man is instead defecating anywhere other than a toilet, this act is instead known as a penny whistle.
So I was sitting on the toilet right? I'm taking a monster shit y'know. Then outta nowhere my girl shows up and just starts giving me a blumpkin! It was pretty rad I guess.
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on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.
"Jaymac, did you seriously just blumpkin that orphanage? ...you sick fuck."
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A Blumpkin is recieving oral intercourse while taking a shit
"yo i was getting a blumpkin in the outhouse the only thing is she didnt know it was a blumpkin.'
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