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A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.
Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.
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A word used for your room when you retreat into it for long periods of time (usually includes food, electronics, and netflix)
Friends: Where's Jim?
Mom: Oh, He's gone up to his darn hobbit hole again!
Using petroleum jelly to stick hair to the top of your feet for sexual purposes.
A milder, and foot centric, form of the Savsquatch or sexsquatch, which both cover the entire body.
I mailed Savana some of my shaved off body hair. She used a layer of pertroleum jelly to stick it to her feet for sex stuff. You know she's crazy into hobbiting.
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A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.
That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.
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Hobbit rancher : an Amish dude trying to Hurd six kids without shoes at Walmart. "They dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents HOBBIT RANCHERS .
Damn that's one of the best Hobbit Ranchers I've even seen!!!
what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian porn like the rest of us.
Guy1: Man, wanna watch some hobbit porn? I've got lord of the rubber rings here! Guy2: You know it!
Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.
Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.