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Everyone who dies and then comes back to life are zombies.
Jesus died and then came back to life. Jesus is a zombie

Satanist: Jesus will eat your brains!!

by Imaeetufacof June 12, 2007

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Jesus

The Son of God. He came to the to save the world from sin. He was born of a virgin so that the seed of din could not pass onto Him so that he would be a perfect sacrifice for man. He died on the Cross for the sins of the world so that those who believe and follow Him would be saved. When people say "God doesn't know how it feels to..." they are wrong because of Jesus. He went through everything but never once sinned.

John 3:16-19; Romans 6:23 "The wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is through Christ Jesus our Lord" Hebrew 4:15 "Yet Jesus did not sin!"

by Chives February 5, 2006

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Jesus

the Prince of Peace, the Son of Man, the Lamb of God, the Great I Am, He's the Alpha and Omega, our God and Our Savior, He is Jesus Christ our Lord, He is, He is.

Jesus died on the cross to save sinners, who are destined to burn in Hell for all eternity. however, "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God saved him from the dead, you will be saved." says the Bible. and by saved, you won't burn in Hell for all eternity. you will go to heaven when you die and be in the presence of the most wonderful being in the entire universe.

by wereadlfja; September 11, 2010

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Jesus

1. My Father in Heaven
2. My Best Friend.
3. My Homie.
4. My God.
5. My Hero.
6. My Healer.
7. My Jesus.

If you can't see the simple truth I do
Then there's nothing in this world that's left to say
But jesus loves you

by Ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 11, 2008

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Jesus

Jesus is the most loyal man on earth, he has not and will not cheat on his girlfriend PERIOD

I wish my boyfriend was as loyal as Jesus

by Soccerslife17 December 22, 2018

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Jesus

A guy who dresses in all white that gives people free drugs and knows everything about drugs and cannot die.

Jesus Give me drugs.

Jesus come chill.

by jesus'sfriend December 3, 2007

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jesus

Jesus is the Bread of Life and the Image of the Invisible God. He has influenced millions of lives, and continues to teach through his divine word.

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn ' A man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law-- a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.' Anyone who loves his father or mother more that me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves his son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me, and whoever does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Whoever finds his life will lose it and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it." Quote from Jesus Matthew 10: 34-39

by Marteel April 21, 2006

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