Kaiser High School

High school in Fontana California. The school mascot is a cat. Not a panther, lion, tiger, but just a cat. Students at this high school are unsure as to what kind of cat their mascot is, so, as a result they are thrown into a quandry, or a disillusionment if you will. This causes the majority of the students to be unsure about themselves and to question their future. As a result, many of the students wander through life not having a real identity, and struggling with the simplest social interactions.

Kaiser High School is also famous for having several staff members who are sexual predators.

Kaiser High School teacher Eddie Kang and Coach Carpenter

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kaiser soze

AKKaiser Soze

AKKaiser Soze is so 1337 nUb's think he is a UbEr -4x0|2

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hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

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Erik Wolfgang Kaiser

An overly nice guy who gets taken advantage of way too much, tends to make an amazing best friend. Talented at most everything he applys himself to. Someone you'll try hard not to love but you can't stop the inevitable. He'll become the only thing you want.

"He is so my Erik Wolfgang Kaiser."

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Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen or for short Wilhelm II was the last Kaiser/emperor of Germany,forming the millitary alliance called the Central Powers,so central,that the Ottoman"Empire" was part of it in WWI.He had a very ambitious plan of defeating both France and Russia,but it failed and Germany along with Austro-Hungary,who had the House Of Habsburg,The Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria were considered losers and the Entente consisting of Russia,UK,France,Greece,USA,Portugal,Belgium and Romania grained territory(mostly Romania got thiccer).Wilhelm II left his position and the Weimar Republic was formed,and germany was 800Billion dollars in debd to mostly UK,France and USA.

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen was the Kaiser of Germany in WW1

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

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Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!