one in a million

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.

Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.

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Fuck a million

Said while getting pounded.

“Fuck! Oh, Fuck!

Fuck a million!

OH! fuuuuck..”

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Millions Knives

knives is my role model

well ya

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Brewster's Millions

An excess of unused download-limit when nearing the end of the monthly billing period on an internet plan. Since it is wasted if it is not used before the end of the period, it generally results in a splurge of impulse-downloads.

Geek 1: "Hey man - I'm downloading five gig of Mork and Mindy. You want it when I'm done?"

Geek 2: "I like Mork, but five gig? Fuck me."

Geek 1: "I've got Brewster's Millions."

Geek 2: "Oh right. So, do you want six gig of Family Ties?"

Geek 1: "Sha-na-na-na."

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One in a million

A god, someone who is above all standards, makes everything look easy and rarely has had a moment in time where a girl was not present in his life

Dave is deff one in a million

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Project Millions

The greatest Geometry Dash Level Request streamer on Youtube.
THE GDLR OVERLORD

Mat: Have you heard of Project Millions?
Paul: No. Why?
Mat: Oh, he’s just the overlord of GDLR.
Paul: What’s GDLR?

Mat: Geometry Dash Level Requests

not in a million years

Used to emphasize that something is impossible or very unlikely to happen

PERSON 1: Please don't leave me
PERSON 2: I won't. Not in a million years