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Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.
Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.
An excess of unused download-limit when nearing the end of the monthly billing period on an internet plan. Since it is wasted if it is not used before the end of the period, it generally results in a splurge of impulse-downloads.
Geek 1: "Hey man - I'm downloading five gig of Mork and Mindy. You want it when I'm done?"
Geek 2: "I like Mork, but five gig? Fuck me."
Geek 1: "I've got Brewster's Millions."
Geek 2: "Oh right. So, do you want six gig of Family Ties?"
Geek 1: "Sha-na-na-na."
A god, someone who is above all standards, makes everything look easy and rarely has had a moment in time where a girl was not present in his life
Things that Alexander Hamilton haven't done yet
Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton, and theres a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait
The greatest Geometry Dash Level Request streamer on Youtube.
THE GDLR OVERLORD
Mat: Have you heard of Project Millions?
Paul: No. Why?
Mat: Oh, he’s just the overlord of GDLR.
Paul: What’s GDLR?
Mat: Geometry Dash Level Requests