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Any leader, elected official, attorney or pro se, who exploits and confuses the calculus and principles of law for special interests, ignorance or absolute tyranny.
The wars, depletion of the environment and poverty remain because they agreed to pull a Mitch.
When 7 People Eat 98 Pounds of Pizza
Yeah I was Mitched AT the party
Teacher: Where's Bill today?
Ben: He said he was going to mitch off.
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A man who is very stubborn can sometimes be a bitch, but always comes through.
A girl killer, he can get girls with a look.
He can break your heart, he can love you forever.
Everyone wants a mitch, he is a kind smart dumbass kid, who just wants a nice relationship.
Every girl drops, when he walkes by.
In school, all the girls have a crush on him, but instead say they hate them.
They don’t realize that there is a perfect girl right in ground of him, and for that it can make you hate him, but you always go back to loving him.
His exes stalk him, because they miss him being there.
You are lucky if u can get a mitch.
Damn, you see that mitch guy?!
Yea, he lookin fine, I’d date that.
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When a guy ejaculates into an others ear .
Person 1: I totally mitched her last night , dude .
Person 2: Damn , that's sweet . I wish my girlfriend would let me mitch her .
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