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tool

A person convinced by his/her peers and by society that they must act a certain way to be accepted. This typically consists of blaming other people for your problems, never getting over high school, wearing your pants halfway down your legs, and believing your kindergarten teachers when they said you were special.

Studies show that 95% of tools are unaware of the word's actual meaning, and will misuse it on a regular basis.

American tools have overused the word so much that, along with gay, retarded, and a deer having been killed on major state highway, it has transformed into something completely different, and now simply means, "that guy I don't like."

by Kilroy112358 May 15, 2011


tool

a huge, jacked guy that says and does the most stupid stuff and is always making a fool of himself, they work out in the gym as much as they possibly can so that they get even huger, they usually suck up to their coaches and peers so that they r liked even though this makes them hated even more, they try way too hard to fit in and are posers so they don't really have any friends but they think they do cuz they r retarded and/or people just pretend to be their friend cuz they r either scared of the tool or they enjoy making fun of the tool and using them for their own personal gain, the tool of course is too dumb to realize that they r being used, tools look tough and pretend they're tough but r usually either pussies and they r just too much of a dumbass to win in a fight anyway, also they love their jacked body and working out more than anything else in the world

"Hey Ryan, you are a tool!"

"Look at that tool working out"

"HAHA, that tool just made a huge fool of himself!"

"OMG, that tool is such a dumbass, look what he is doing"

by Tool_Hater August 22, 2009


Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.

Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out

by JHoffman November 13, 2010

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tool

a douche bag usually oblivious to whats actually going on, will act like a complete ass to look good in front of their tool posse. usually rich, steriotypicly good looking, possibly drives a hummer, nobody usually likes these people, and they all really dress alike, try to sag their pants with a hollister shirt and either short spiked or baech boy hair and flip flops.

a man wearing a wifebeater while blaring bad tool music from the sub woofer of his yellow hummer with a license plate that says "WRKNOUT"

by you.kno.me August 8, 2009

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Tool

Mike " The Situation"

That guy is a fuckin tool

by BiggD1 September 25, 2010

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Tool

A tool is someone less than a douche who listens to nickelback and wears ed hardy or polo.

Jack is a shitty manager and a tool.

by Papa Ryo June 19, 2009

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Tool

people that keep writing the same definition for tool

get lives you tools

by luisgomezz March 14, 2011

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