clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.

girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.

6👍 1👎

Wheel chair accessible

Very slutty girl. It is so easy to get into her pussy that it practically has a wheel chair ramp leading to it.

You'll get lucky for sure - that girl is so easy she is wheel chair accessible.

28👍 12👎

Easy access pants

Articles of clothing that are generally easy enough to get on (preferably off) that another person can slip into them at the same time.

Guy 1 "Yo I was at Samantha's house last night."
Guy 2 "You was she wearing them Easy Access pants.:
Guy 1" Nigga you know it."

6👍 3👎

sexical access

1. lexical access of words about sex
2. The other thing...

I'm not allowing sexical access anymore.
Hey baby, why don't you give me some sexical access so I can get my dino korespachi on.
I would have told you earlier, but I had no sexical access.

1👍 5👎

Social Accessibility Paradox

A social paradox wherein the population becomes deceived into thinking that by pressing a “like” or a “share” they are physically contributing to change when in fact nothing is changing with the exception of a further increase of awareness of that topic.

Also known as:
“Ease of accessibility paradox” - fueled by apathy, laziness & the ability to press like or share & feel as if they’ve contributed to any change.

It was due to a social accessibility paradox that important issues were never resolved as the actions of so many resolved in the inaction of all.

4👍 1👎

Attractiveness/[Accessibility] Scale

Hotness: 1-10
Accessibility: 1-10

Take a calculator, add both scores, and divide by two. That is the offical scale for hotties

"Using the Attractiveness/Accessibility scale, Halle Berry is a 10 hotness but 0 access, and the old toothless senile grandma at the rest home is a 0 hotness but if you say you're grandpa she's a 10 accessibility. So Grandma and Halle Berry are the same!"

26👍 27👎

remote access trojan

rhodum is a remote access trojan,
database leaked which means a lot of retarded kids's ips have been leaked
lmfao snowfort really just fucking signed up and trusted rhodum!!! :rofl:

rhodum is a remote access trojan