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What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.
Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.
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What happens when you try to carefully let out a fart and you end up shitting your pants.
"Jonathan had a serious case accident pants the other day at lunch."
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Someone so ugly it looks as though they were conceived invitro in order to be the most repugnant human on earth
Fuck, look at that genetic accident!
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something unplanned or unexpected occuring during sex
My parents had a sex accident resulting in my existence.
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When someone crashes into someone else or crashes into something
Max: Hey dude my friend just got in a car accident
Jack: Oh that's sad. Hope he's better
Max: Me too
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The process of two males running full speed at eachother, while naked, while having raging hard-ons, and hitting penis first.
I was at this party until some guys tried to pull off The Car Accident. They barely escaped with their dicks.
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Purposefully inserting the penis into the female's ass during intercourse. When the unwilling female angrily comments the male responds with "it was an accident."
I rammed my penis "by accident on purpose" into my girlfriends ass.
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