To achieve Bread is to win at the big gaming
Guy 1: Lets achieve Bread
Guy 2: ah yes, letโs us acheive bread
Guy 1: as team we achevie breads
Communism
masturbating 8 times in one day, one of the ultimate manly stamina and endurance challenges
Man, Anthony totally was achieving the ocho the day before school started again. What a fuckin boss.
Also known as a Phelpsian Task.
an accomplishment or goal that is ridiculous and crazy; the very accomplishment of said goal requires the creation of several new adjectives to correctly describe it.
Can also be used sarcastically to imply that the subject is making a much bigger deal about an accomplishment than is necessary.
1. Gold-starring "Won't Get Fooled Again" on Expert on Rock Band Drums without using Overdrive Mode is truly a Phelpsian Achievement.
2. I don't know dude. You want me to date your hideously ugly sister? Thats asking me to do a Phelspian Task.
3. Oh, you beat "Creep" on Easy Rock Band drums? My, my. What a Phelpsian Achievement.
Suicidality is used as A METAPHOR for this in the show about me.
Hym "The depressed teenager believes that people should be able to 'achieve excellence' and be lauded for it. Hmm... That's sounds familiar but that doesn't sound like me... Who does that sound like to you Iam?"
A person (FAGGOT) who secretes themselves next to their xbox 360, which is their only friend, for days on end to achieve their ultimate goal of having the highest gamerscore in the world for no reason but personal satisfaction. Unless your Josh Rumer who thinks its fucking awesome to be good at xbox and play it all the time.
Hey Brittany Snow, Josh Rumer (aka. snow plow) that guy you fucked in the tent at the camp grounds is a real achievement hore!!!!
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The feeling that one has when faced with seemingly insurmountable odds, but remains optimistic anyway. Is usually applied to a desperate search for intoxicating substances.
"Yo, there ain't nobody on right now. How are we gonna smoke this blunt without any weed?"
"We're going to Dream to Achieve on this bitch. Give me your phone."
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When you take a big dump and your man poon retracts causing your turd to be totally reassumed by the butt. Typically happens on accident but causes feelings of great achievement that forces you to to tell everyone you know about it.
"bro, I went to blast a dookie and ended up with a crowning achievement."
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