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Something that is never going to happen.
Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.
Implying another uneaten meal.
6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
(v.) 1. To exert a great deal of effort in pursuance of some worthy goal 2. To perform coitus in a manner satisfactory to both (or all) parties involved
"Get after it dude!"
"Sorry man, I can't go to the hookah bar tonight, I've got to get after it with my girlfriend."
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The “jump” is the place in a newspaper story where the story moves from page A1 to, say, page A23. Numerous studies show that the overwhelming majority of readers do not bother to follow the story past the jump line. Although you don’t see it when you read newpapers on the internet, most people read newpapers in the print form – and savvy editors use the power of the jump to their advantage. Humorously used by the blogosphere to indicate information that will be added in later.
After the jump, we'll discuss the President's foot fetish.
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The feeling of disgust towards ones self after masturbating.
Well I'm done jerking it. I'm a disgusting human being. After Shame.
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A Dutch metal band founded by Sander Gommans and Mark Jansen.
The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009
Bob: Holy shit, that was the best album I've ever heard!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!
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An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
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1. The look of satisfaction on a woman's face and her emotional state after achieving an orgasm brought on by amazing sex.
2. The "aura" surrounding a woman after an orgasm
"I fucked Susan so hard last night she blinded me with her After Glow"
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