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someone who doesn't believe in God but calls himself agnostic in case there actually is an afterlife and then when God asks him why he did not believe, he can simply say he was agnostic
God: "I'm sorry Johnny, we just don't have room up in Heaven for non-belivers."
Johnny: "But I was agnostic!"
God: "Pardon me, come right in."
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One who is certain of nothing except the falsity of the Christian faith.
Agnostics are some of the most open-minded people out there.
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Atheists without balls. It's as simple as that. They believe that they're could be a higher power but are not convinced that it's necessarily God.
Dude, he's too much of a pussy to be an atheist, he's just one of those agnostics.
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An atheist who is too pussy to admit it
Chance refers to himself as agnostic because he is afraid that if there is a God, he will be sent to hell.
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A person who is on the fence with their religious beliefs or in other words, "sitting on the cross". Undecided whether or not to jump off and help Jesus or fall backwards into oblivion.
Adam is agnostic and doesn't know whether or not he should date someone who is religious.
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The same thing as an atheist, but both hate each other because they think that the other is intellectually dishonest.
Do you believe in god?
Agnostic: I don't know... I don't believe the bible is literal. The people who wrote it made some glaring mistakes and got some pretty simple facts wrong, but there's still a chance they got the god thing right.
Atheist: No... there is no god. Religion was obviously a means to control flocks of stupid people, then Christians invented attrition, so now people who believed in religion were smart because they didn't get their necks slashed for not believing in god.
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1. Someone who considers ancient texts to be on the same level of credibility as scientific research.
2. Someone who is fully aware of the abundance of evidence refuting the claims of religion, but couldn't care less about religious ideology ruining the world.
Agnostic: "CAN YOU PROVE THAT!? PROVE IT!! YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT !!!! LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND PROVE IT!!"
Atheist: "Stop crying. Not believing in something because of a lack of evidence is rational. Believing in something without evidence is irrational. Saying both sides of the argument are equal is both smug and stupid."
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