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Alan is an amazing guy. Will always care about you and protect you. He has a heart of gold. If you get the chance to meet an Alan in your life, be best buds! He resembles Sid from Ice Age and is the funniest person you know. He loves life and loves being himself and doesn't care who knows it. Good kisser has soft lips. Will not be afraid to lick you. Loves to sing his heart out.
Alan, stop smoking weed you street rat!
16👍 18👎
pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd
that guy looks like an Alan
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He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football
Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alan’s are the best!
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Cool,suave,funny,handsome,attractive, smart,tough
Have you dated Alan oh I wish I dated him
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Destined To be the greatest teacher on earth
Alan is my favorite teacher
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Kindest person has the best sense of humour the most supportive person you will ever meet he is quite but mighty also one of the smartest you will ever meet you will never want to lose an Alan so hold on to him he will always have the best facts and the best TV recommendations and movie recommendations so always listen to them he is the best person you can ever meet so always make sure to let him know that he doesn't always believe the good things about him so you may have to remind him
Oh you know Alan? You are so lucky never let him go
Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Is a dumbass too
Wow it’s an alan in his natural habitat