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When a man masterbates at the same as taking a shit. Essentually it is a blumpkin for one.
"Man, after I had that filthy bean borito, I was so horny that I raced into the dumper and gave myself an Albuquerque mudslide," said Johnny D.
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To back up with someone anus to anus, and shit into their ass, thus stuffing the turkey.
I'm so full from that Albuquerque turkey
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A handjob
Alvin was feeling tense, Robert suggested that he go meet Jodi for a good old Albuquerque Handshake to help relieve some stress.
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The act of utilizing an inside-out, recently used condom to hit the face of another with a forceful motion in order to produce a 'slapping' sound.
James just gave that guy an Albuquerque Geoduck while he was passed out.
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The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.
"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."
While having anal sex with a girl, you stick your thumb and index(ring finger too if you're feeling particularly squirrelly) into her vagina and use them to jerk yourself off through her vaginal wall usually resulting in climax hence the term "last stop".
So I was doing this chick in the butt and I decided to finish myself off with a little last stop at Albuquerque action.
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When two male social workers meet, they must tug their scrotums back and then (on the count of three) slap their nutsacks together by way of greeting. It's obligatory the first time they meet and optional each time therafter.
Oh, you're a drug abuse counselor, too? Time for the ol' Albuquerque Nut Slap.
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