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A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).
You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!
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1) When you calculate beer money into your living budget
2) calling a beer " A frothy cold one"
3) When drinking in excess isn't enough
EXCEPTION:
1) Drinking in excess on a boat doesn't make you an alcoholic
Person 1:Hey look over there at Judson, he's such an alcoholic.
Person 2: No he's not, he's drinking on his Boat!
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The last alcohol soaked olive at the bottom of your martini.
The bartender took my glass before I had a chance to eat the alcoholive!
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The answer to the question "What made you move to North Dakota?"
Alcohol is the answer to everything.
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A 94 pound girl who can out drink every guy in the room.
I know an alcoholic who carries around a half gallon of vodka that wieghs more than her every night and drinks the whole thing.
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The cause and solution to all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
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Man’s most misunderstood culinary achievement.
Alcohol can be found in countless things that makes your day either better or worse.
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