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People say that aliens are another race, I think different, we are teh aliens, how? We probably used to live on another planet but we killed it somehow and we had to go to another planet but while we got on our new planet somthing happened so that we couldnt remember thats my idea on alien life.
We are the aliens the goverment is shitting you, so dont beleive them!
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Who searches up alien in tbe urban dictionary😂
Your an alien for searching this up
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You've heard of planking, owling, Tebow-ing, and other such fads, camera poses, and methods of trolling. Now prepare yourself for the newest one: "Alienating". With this new trend, you go around doing the popular pose that Giorgio Tsoukalos (guy from Ancient Aliens with the crazy hair) does and yell "ALIENS!" because let's face it, he tends to come up with the single most hilarious explanations to life's questions.
The fad was created by a meme that pictured two guys on a rollercoaster doing the pose and yelling "ALIENS!" to the people below, using the speed of the ride to mimic his crazy hairstyle, but alienating can be used to interrupt the conversations of random strangers when a question is asked as well, answering with the obvious reason "ALIENS"!
You are walking along when you notice two random people having a conversation and decide to mess with them since there are few consequences seeing as they are complete strangers.
Person A: "Yeah man, I don't even know where I could have left my keys."
Person B: "I don't get it dude, you are usually so organized with everything, but now you've been misplacing stuff all the time: your watch, wallet, phone, laptop, and now your keys?"
Person A: "I know, I know. I just don't understand why it keeps happening lately."
At this point, you decide to make your move and pick up speed to run past them to ensure a clean getaway so that you aren't left awkwardly standing there.
You (troll making the pose while running): "ALIENS!"
After you execute this maneuver:
Person A: "...Okay...what's with that guy?"
Person B: "Aw crap, we just got 'alienated'! I have to admit though, he got us good haha."
Person A: "A new trend, huh? I'm gonna look up this Alienating thing so I can use it on people."
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alien is a type of word that is a thiing fron out of space
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should I call it ignorance or misunderstanding or the unknown the world does not know yet
loneliness that is born on the day we realize
because we see the difference, since the beginning
between us and other people
we are just born this way
we realize as we grow up
and to accept that reality is not easy
because you realize you are an outlier
really out there
and no matter how hard you try you cannot be among the majority
jealousy maybe, of how other people can live life with warmth of sunshine
denial, that this reality cannot be true
how could you be such an outlier
you want to be among other people
you admire what they can do, how they can connect
hatred perhaps too, to the fate that you were born into
fate that you cannot change
because you cannot change how nature has created you
that's the limit
~ a letter to myself pt.1~
it's time to wake up, alien
the last alarm if going off
*also this is level of skill I have for writing right now, so don't judge
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Pushing your testes into your stomach, as the eyes, while pulling your penis downwards as the face.
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creatures that arent from earth that stretch ur anus while u sleep with their fingers
uh oh I got finger fucked in the ass by aliens
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