took all the funk out

Usually describes the sound of a bad white band trying to play black music. It can also be applied in situations where someone is just being too uptight or not "keeping it real".

(Band plays poor version of "Brick House")
Reaction: "Damn! They took all the funk out of that!"

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Laying out all night

1:) Not coming home due to an unspecified or poorly explained reason.

2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.

3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.

That fool be laying out all night with all kinds o' hoes so I done ditches his sad ass.

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pulling out all the stops

Something someone does sometimes to delay doing the right thing for as long as he can, for whatever reason.

My friend is pulling out all the stops, as long as he doesn't have to do the right thing, really the only thing, which is to call me, his old friend, and stop playing this game with me.

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shake the tree until they all cum out.

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.

12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.

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poppin' out all over the place

when describing a female, means one of two things:
1. she's fat: literally popping out of her clothes
2. she's popping out in all the right places (t + a)

"whoa--look at that one over there"
"day-um! that shit is poppin' out all over the place!"

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So you got it all figured out, do you?

When someone has owned you to max!

Peter: -You knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record, and that's why you wanted the record out of the way. Meg wanted a passport for her twin sisters to get her outta the country but the record wouldn't allow it. But Meg didn't count on me discoverin' that she has no twin sister and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanatorium and that's where Chris came in to the picture!

Chris: - So you got it all figured out, do you?

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Im all G-d out

Used by gangsters, pimps, players, etc, to express their tiredness from sexing too much.

"yo Kyle, we hitting da club tonight, then gonna keep some ladies entertained. you wanna ride?

"ah no thankz man, I was with Keisha da hol weekend. Im all G-d out."

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