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When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca
When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face
Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him
The smartest people in the world so they always get a big thumbs up.
Me: I am one of the many alpaca lovers.
My mother: wth
When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.
If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.
Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?
Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!
September 10 national alpaca day
Now say happy alpaca day to hyunjin
An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.
Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"
Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"