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To be without internet access for a time period, either from not being around a computer or not having a connection on the one you have.
"I will have to reply to you tomorrow; I didn't pay my internet bill so I am going Amish at home."
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The amish handwarmer is an act of foreplay where one person finger's the other after being outside in the cold for some time. If you live in an area that is warm, substitute cold weather by leaving your hand in ice water for a couple seconds, and you'll get the same affect.
Unlike most sex terms, with male & female sex, the woman is giving the man an amish handwarmer.
Term came from this amish joke:
One day while riding in a carrige with her mother during the winter, an amish girl informed her mother her hands were very cold.
"Just put your hands between your legs, that'll warm them up fast!" To the girls suprise it worked very well, and continued to put her hands between her legs when ever they were cold.
Weeks later, the same amish girl was riding in the carrige with a male friend of hers. Not long into the ride her friend mentioned his hands were warm. So she recomended he put her hands between her legs to warm his hand up. The next day while riding in the carriage, the friend mentioned his nose was cold. The amish girl thought about it and told him to rest his face in her lap to warm his face up. After weeks of doing this, the friend finnally gather up the courage to say "Its so cold out here, my penis is frozen!". Not knowing what a penis was, the amish girl let him put it in her lap.
after arriving home the daughter went to the mother and asked her what a 'penis' was. Taken completely by suprise the mother could only ask why she wanted to know.
so the daughter said "I was wondering, because they make a huge mess when they thaw."
The first day it snows, my girlfriend gives me an amish handwarmer.
I love giving amish handwarmers, it feels "refreshing".
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An Amish job is the act giving a hand job but unlike a normal H.J., the giver must use both hands and must also lubricate the penis using whole cream. The giver then proceeds to massage the penis in a vertical reciprocating motion (resembling the act of churning butter) until the cream that is acting as the lubricant has coagulated and turned into butter. The entire act must be performed in candle light, as the Amish do not use electricity.
When you're finished milking the cows, why don't you use that cream to give me an Amish job?
My Amish Jobs make the best butter.
Watching her churn that cream into butter made me crave an Amish Job.
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Whereby one uses dish soap as lubricant during anal sex, therefore simultaneously cleaning and pleasuring the anal cavity.
Dude, I totally gave Nick an Amish enema last night, good thing he was Amish, he knew exactly how to do it.
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Someone who refuses to adopt and use technology beyond a certain level of development.
Lee won't give up his old cell phone for a smart phone because he's neo-amish.
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Big doinks in the Amish: smoking fat blunts/joints of weed in Amish territory
Big ole doinks in the Amish ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
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while the man is in doggy style position, the woman bats the testes of the male
Ruth and I had a great round of amish pingpong last night, but I can't walk properly today. Because my nuts hurt.
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