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An act of self pleasure that includes visual stimulation provided by a special interest magazine or other print media but does not involve the playback of electronic media. In decline since 1994 and notably affected by the widespread adoption of broadband technology.
Dude, my broadband is down again, I'll have to dust off my emergency copy of <insert special interest magazine here> and go for an analog wank instead.
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A meaningless word thought to have a meaning.
Many words in non-fictional books are meaningless, those words could in some cases be called "analog".
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the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.
first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)
first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on
second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.
shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl
home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking
NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."
"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
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As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
Once both members of the debate became angry enough, the eventual comparison to Nazis came into play.
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some creepy shi that scares people out but some people actually like it.. such can be local 58,Walten files and some more.
friend 1: omg i just watched horror analogs last night and I couldn't get any sleep last night!
friend 2: pfft! as if! i watched it and I didn't get scared! why do u have to be a pussy?
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David Rose from the popular sitcom Schitt's Creek, describes being Pansexual as liking the wine not the label
Being Pansexual comes down to liking the wine as opposed to the label; the David Rose Analogy describes it best
some scary shi or something that gives u nightmares or sum ting idk (this is my first definition! so pls give me loads of support!)
friend 1: omg I couldn't sleep tonight cuz i watched horror analogs!
friend 2: well I told ya! u shouldn't watch those stuff at night.
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