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André is an angel undercover. He has a big ass heart & will never judge you for anything, but that doesnt mean he won’t call you out on your bullshite.
André is also super funny and will make any soul in the room with him smile.
Person 1: I’m having a very bad day
*André enters the room*
Person 2: who’s that guy? Seems like you can talk to him
Person 1: hi André, is it ok if i talk to you?
André: of course! Tell me all about it.
Person 2: Ah, that’s so André of him
A person that doesn't have an Urban Dictionary entry
Person 1: "Look up 'André'!"
Person 2: "There is no entry."
Person 1: "Plausible."
André is a fucking sexy person. This person has contacts and will fuck u up if you mess with them. André is good at art and has a good taste for music. Also, they smoke and get all the girls.
Note: André has a 7 inch monster cock
Omg, André is so sexy!
I need a André in my life.
André is a fucking sexy person. This person has contacts and will fuck u up if you mess with them. André is good at art and has a good taste for music. Also, they smoke and get all the girls.
Note: André has a 7 inch monster cock
Omg, André is so sexy!
I need a André in my life.
André is a fucking sexy person. This person has contacts and will fuck u up if you mess with them. André is good at art and has a good taste for music. Also, they smoke and get all the girls.
Note: André has a 7 inch monster cock
Omg, André is so sexy!
I need a André in my life.
Contrary to popular belief, the name André means a stinky Indian twink who like Kpop and lets girls fuck him.
Bro, that ze/zir looks like an André!
That guy that kinda smells like stale bologna. He drives around in a taxi blasting elevator music.
Have you seen that guy André?? I heard he picks up all the ladies in a taxi!!