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When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.
“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome.
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A phrase regarding the nearing of a great session of smokin some good ol' chronic with your buds; meant to build excitement and prepare ones mind for a magical journey through mystical and surreal situations ultimately resulting in making one's day spectacular. A play off "Chronicles of Narnia" meant to be said with a British accent.
*With a British accent* "The White Wizard Approaches, his magical touch sending one through time and space, placing them in a realm beyond belief filled with joy and relaxation"
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The Bohemian Mountain Approach is a technique used to gain access to pussy. The use of the Bohemian Mountain Approach is quite simple, just do this. First, be kind towards the said girl. Second, distract the girl when you know she is comfortable with you. Then, when she is distracted quickly ram your index finger into her twat! This will instantly get her into the mood and who knows, maybe you will get some action too!
He used the Bohemian Mountain Approach in order to finger her and in turn he got a handjob.
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It's a sentence to describe how cool the context is. It can be used to "rick roll" when the lewd context comes in.
-When there is a storm everything is either flying or struggling except the object is standing still, you play this song or just type I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
POV: A japanese delinquient is approching and says he cant beat the shit of you without getting closer.
Dio: Oh you're approaching me?
Jotaro: I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer
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A reference to Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition's theme song made by Casey Edwards and Victor Borba as the theme song is for Dante's twin brother, Vergil (spoiler alert! He's Nero's father).
Person 1: Hey dude! Are you ready to fight some monsters in that new MMORPG?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Let's go!
*When playing the game and chatting with other players*
Person 2: Let's get this over with!
*Person 2 falls behind*
Person 2: Ah damn it!
*Person 2 keeps falling behind*
Person 2: Okay that's it!
*Person 2 goes on full rage mode*
Person 2: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!
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In his worldwide best seller Professor Walczak states that a species who prohibit their ability in order to help an individual among the species will rank lower among other species. Professor Walczak uses the example of 5 organisms with 1 of them not being able to survive independently. On moralistic grounds, the 4 organisms - instead of adhering to what natural selection is and ultimately letting it die - they help the organism meanwhile limiting their own potential. In conclusion Professor Walczak states that thought the 4 fully functioning organisms themselves thrive individually, due to the 1 organism being a limiting factor, it weighs down the rest of the group.
Have you heard of "On the Origins of Species" by Charles Darwin?
Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.