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Saying "word" like you've got a schlong down your throat.
Friend 1: "I'm going to the store."
Friend 2: "Ard."
Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"
The act of getting onbo.... ARD.
Hey man, you onbo?
Im onbo-ARDING
A collection of ball bags with snake attached
An annual meeting of Irish politicians :Ard Fheis
Someone who is only partially retarded.
"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."
Yorkshire's finest way of describing a person who is an absolute unit. They are too good for the H in hard.
*An absolute monster of a guy walks down the street*
Person: Oh god he looks ard.