Fat Armstrong

A full-body Dutch Rudder, when a male friend assists you by placing his hands on the sides of your torso and thrusting you in and out of a girl.

Dude, I'm too tired for this... wanna help a guy out and gimme a Fat Armstrong?

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tim armstrong

just a little info on tim...
he has a lisp
and a mohawk
used to be married to brody armstrong of the distillers but divorced her after she cheated on him with queens of the stone age lead singer
has his own record label (hellcat)
used to be homeless druggie from berkley and has become the greatest
has been in the transplants rancid and operation ivy all are great

i looooove tim and rancid

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Neil Armstrong

first man on the moon, famous astronaut.

neil armstrong rules!

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Armstrong-ing

Following in Lance Armstrong's footsteps and using drugs to cheat in sport

"Did you see that girl in the Under 15's basketball? She was 6 foot 5 and had a beard!"
"Yeah man. She was obviously Armstrong-ing

Jack Armstrong

Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.

I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.

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Adrienne Armstrong

Beautiful wife of Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day. Activist. Mother. Lovely human being.

Person 1: Who's Adrienne Armstrong again?
Person 2: She's married to Billie Joe Armstrong. And the person below us has some serious reality issues.

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Tim Armstrong

Born on November 25, 1966 in Albany, California. Tim Armstrong is the lead singer/guitarist of both Rancid and Transplants. Used to be the guitarist for the ska/punk band Operation Ivy. After OPIV's downfall in 1989, Tim turned to drugs and alcoholism. His best friend and bassist of Rancid, Matt Freeman helped Tim dig himself out of the hole he was in and helped him form Rancid in 1991. He married Brody Dalle in 1997 and helped her form The Distillers. They divorced in 2003 after she was seen making out with Josh Homme, lead singer of QOTSA. Tim now lives in L.A., owns Hellcat Records and his own recording studio called Bloodclot Studios.

Tim Is My Hero And A Punk Rock God!

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